The Flying Dutchman.

In response to:AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:36:53 +0100

ooooh that geeza badly needs a shave :))

In response to:The Locker!

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:51:01 +0100

I love the stories from the sea. I never knew what the expression meant until today. Thanks for elucidating this mystery once and for all. Now it would be nice to light up a cigar and get on my yacht and sail away to unknown lands...

In response to:Will ye serve?

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:46:18 +0200

knock knock,hello out there,are you real people?or just a bunch of losers killing time before you go to bed?

In response to:Will ye serve?

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:42:45 +0200

what a load of guff,is there any real people out there????

In response to:Pirate patter.

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:39:13 +0200

and mur-ninja's can swim

In response to:Modern day piracy.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:14:05 +0200

they cant jail us all.

love+light to you+yours

In response to:title-4533402

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:02:57 +0200

Benwell, where the f---s Benwell????????

In response to:title-4533402

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:58:11 +0200

what about Benwell?

In response to:title-4533402

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:08:45 +0200

divorce who,the person I go to bed with,who makes my nosh,gets my beer,goes to work,does the washing,no chance.

In response to:title-4533402

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:05:16 +0200

there is nothing north of the Tyne just Geordieland,gods country.

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:50:28 +0200

why don't you just divorce her for christ's sake.
call yerself a man?

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:21:44 +0200

and anything north of the tyne is scottish.

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:02:47 +0200

I told you before anything south off the Tyne is FRENCH!!!!!

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:30:36 +0200

What's wrong with Hebburn! Culture capital of the North :))

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:51:38 +0200

course its beer,only wimps and tossers who sit down to piss drink shorts,mind you coming from bloody Hebburn no wonder asking a daft question

In response to:title-4533402

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:24:29 +0200

Beer? Not Rum?

In response to:Pirate patter.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:23:45 +0200

only Ninja Pirates can swim.

In response to:Pirate patter.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:13:59 +0200

dont you just love being corrected in a condesending mannor? lol didnt realise pirates would really be bothered about what they called a mast just aslong as they knew which mast was allocated which name. and nijas can swim... they just dont like getting wet..

In response to:Will ye serve?

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:53:06 +0200

i'll give you a job. with that Newcastle top on you can be shark bait!

In response to:Will ye serve?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:17:16 +0200

hundred years before the mast?
can't i have it after?
play fair, skipper.

if there's any jobs going, can i be custodian of the grog?

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:40:05 +0200

thanks mate, much appreciated!

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:23:41 +0200

Just expanding on what you said, you were partly right.... ;)

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:20:13 +0200

I stand corrected!

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:33:32 +0200

You say: "Mizzen - a term meaning "middle" on a ship. The Mizzenmast was usually the largest and, perhaps, most important mast." - which is only true in two masted ships of a certain rig. Otherwise the mizzen is the rearmost mast of three or more and may be much smaller than the rest. The largest mast is normally referred to as the mainmast. Obviously the front-most mast is called the foremast. :)

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:53:47 +0200

ninjas can't swim.....

In response to:Pirate patter.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:36:26 +0200

Pirates? Bah! Ninjas for the win!

In response to:Will ye serve?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:50:25 +0200

done! we have an accord! now join up!

In response to:Will ye serve?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:48:34 +0200

done deal, also i want to be chief insubordination co-ordinator

In response to:Will ye serve?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:43:59 +0200

Well if you join i'll let you be Chief Sitter Around. Or Chief Joint Smoker.

In response to:Will ye serve?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:35:23 +0200

bah its better than having to hoist sails atleast, i get to sit on my arse while you work your undead bones to the bone.. hmm that made sense